went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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