I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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