Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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