Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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