feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish you could order shots online.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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