I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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