I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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