I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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