I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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