How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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