put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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