did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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