quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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