I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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