you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
