I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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