so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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