kristin has been a bad kristin
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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