Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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