Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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