after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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