yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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