Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The beer is more important than you right now.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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