Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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