no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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