he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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