dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i think i just lost a toe
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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