i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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