I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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