Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Someone came in the potted fern
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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