You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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