no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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