i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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