im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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