I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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