That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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