I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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