Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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