Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
