physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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