I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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