Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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