is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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