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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.

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  Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He was uncircumcised

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  It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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• (619): View more from California

  But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.

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• (818): View more from California

  what are you going as for halloween?

  (805): View more from California

  drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable

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• (239): View more from Florida

  If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door

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  Best exit from a building ever

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?

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