I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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