So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..