his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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