OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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