"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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