he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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