So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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