Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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