Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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