Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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