So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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