I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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