I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
