I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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