She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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