at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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