I wish you could order shots online.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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