fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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