FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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