You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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